If you’ve got a thing for unbelievably hot punk chicks flashing in public, you’ll love this BarelyEvil set of Zoe Matthews frolicking on Melrose. I like her when she’s cockily tossing her multicolored braids, pulling up her black skirt to show her perfect pussy, or letting her camouflage top fall open to show off her amazing cleavage. But when she’s orally servicing a 1950s-style junkyard robot or tonguing a giant ice cream cone… then, my friends, I LOVE her.

As Cindy B stretches out and strips down in this Gothic Sluts set, I can’t help thinking that the bed in question is so minimalist, even — gasp — normal — that it makes Cindy look even gother, which is barely possible and hardly necessary anyway, this pierced, inked and bejeweled blonde looks so hot in her black lace, fishnet and high patent-leather boots that you’ll love her whatever your preference in home furnishings.

Isobel Marion’s raven hair,green eyes and perfect pale body is enough to keep me riveted — but the gorgeous and kinky see-through latex makes her look even better.

Jax absolutely could not look better than she does with this tiny schoolgirl skirt, knee-high boots and leopard-print bikini top. But I’ll admit I wouldn’t protest if she slipped it all off to show off her perfect body and awesome tats, which she does in this smokin’ Barely Evil set.

EroticBPM has really great girls and a really cool interactive community where members really get to know one another, share their taste in music and parties, and learn all about what exactly the beautiful models they have are really like. We thought it was really entertaining and enlightening when Cadence described herself to a newer member participating on the extensive EroticBPM community forum as follows: “Ok, I like Oi and Ska, alot of different types of weapons. I read to much and I am quite anti-social. I don’t get into politics, It’s a losing battle, depending on what side you’re on. I’m still in college. I have a hot ass according to Garnet. What do you want to know?” At which point the member asked her like a bazillion questions and you’ll really have to check out the site to see all the cool stuff this amazingly hot and dangerous young lady is into. I just can’t get enough of her.

Xanthia is a hot retro goth chick with curves to die for and a pair of tits that has got to be seen (and worshipped) to be believed. In this outdoor GothicSluts set, she’s wearing gorgeous stockings and a patent-leather corset that accentuates her magnificent hourglass figure — gorgeous.

When my enemies finally dispatch me treacherously and I find myself in Heaven (I know, I know… work with me here), just so Ariel X can be waiting there wearing exactly what she starts out wearing in this evocative Gothic Sluts set from Forrest Black & Amelia G. She’ll also be in black and white, because that seems to suit Ariel’s esoteric film-noir delectability tighter than that black lace bra those see-through panties. She strips it all off to show off an alabaster form that could still be haunting Orson Welles’ nastiest nightmares. Oh, yeah… Rosebud. Rosebud!

I’m not sure what I like most about this Gothic Sluts set of Scar13 — the fact that it’s shot in her apartment (which is furnished in bare brick, splattered paint and dead things), the fact that she sensuously tongues an ungulate skull — or maybe it’s her little green pillbox hat. More likely, it’s Scar herself, exactly how I like her — wearing exquisite rubber and black lace, but not for long. And those polka-dot shoes just do something exquisite to those perfect feet of hers.

Anastasia Pierce is one of those women who looks so good on camera you think there must be some lighting or camera voodoo going on — like maybe she sold her soul to the Nikon Devil. I’m not sayin’ whether she did or didn’t, but in truth the woman is even hotter in person, as I found out at this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo. In this devilishly sweet set by Lori Mann, this raven-haired porcelain goddess shows what happens when you play dress-up in a tight purple corset while sipping blue cocktails — especially when there’s an acrylic dildo within reach, as I suspect there generally is when the esteemed Ms. Pierce is around. I defy you to view this set with your tongue in your mouth.

I don’t even know where to start with Nikki Vega — she’s a tattooed and pierced bottle-blonde with what just may be the most outrageously perfect set of tits that’ve ever driven me to distraction — and a booty to match. Add to that a spunky tude and a droolworthy red and black rubber outfit with garters and fishnet stockings, and… yes, yes in fact that is my tongue you just tripped over; want to make something of it? All hail Nikki Vega, her eminently kissable lips, and every dangerous curve on her dangerous, dangerous body.