Roxy Contin can dress right for any damn apocalypse you can imagine. I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Roxy Contin’s freaked-out post-cyberpunk bra in this wicked Barely Evil set, shot by Forrest Black and Amelia G, but I approve of her plaid skirt, high boots and electric blue G string an awful God damned lot, and besides, sometimes you’ve just got to admire fashion innovation for its own sake.

I’ll admit it, there are times I look at a photo shoot by Forrest Black and Amelia G and just drool over the lighting. This gorgeous black & white Gothic Sluts set has me drooling over the equipment, too: that would be the ultra-heavy leather restraints chaining together Genesis Lavey’s perfect ankles, not to mention the black nipple clamps affixed to her perfect tits. Don’t worry; I am a fount of boundless drool, so I’m left with just enough for gorgeous Genesis herself.

Isobel Marion is armed with a Mossberg, Polymorphe and, most dangerous of all, six-inch fuck-me pumps. If there’s one thing I love more than a gorgeous dame poured into a skintight and borderline-obscene fetish number, it’s a well-armed gorgeous dame poured into a… you get the idea. In this RubberDollies set, Isobel Marion squirms in a see-through cranberry top and snug black skirt; latex by Montreal’s Polymorphe, shotgun by Connecticut’s O.F. Mossberg & Sons, Inc.

Szandora’s shirt says Fuck Fashion in this hot Barely Evil set, which must be why she strips everything except the boots off — Fuck Fashion indeed. My favorite part is actually her lacing up her boots; there’s something wickedly filthy about lacing your boots up just to take off your clothes.

I get the feeling Miko likes naughty costumes; she looks kind of like a priest with her high coat all buttoned up. When she takes it off, though, she looks like the hottest goth slut I’ve ever seen, with her see-through mesh lingerie. She strips off everything except the boots in this Barely Evil set.

After enjoying her set with a vintage yellow Buick, I asked myself, How can busty hot tattooed goth chick Nikki 666 make me love her even more — there could not possibly be a way, could there? But there is — she could pose nude and smeared with grease in a garage while brandishing a blowtorch. My marriage proposal has yet to be answered, but in the meantime enjoy this scorching Barely Evil set.

Beautiful olive-skinned Betty Doum and hot punk Nick get it on in deliciously explicit detail in this hardcore update from EBPM. There’s not an angle Nick doesn’t hit on and in Betty’s gorgeous body.

You’ll think you’ve stumbled across a fairy princess when you see gorgeous redheaded Yolanda’s latest GothicSluts photo series, in her white corset and flowy silver skirt. But then she takes it all off, and you know they don’t build fey royalty like that, with round hips, long legs and perfect tits. Yolanda’s flesh and blood, all right, but what flesh!

I like to think that if a chick as beautiful as Darenzia had come of age in the ’30s or ’40s, she would have been one of those Hollywood queens whose legendary beauty becomes synonymous with elegance, glamour and sex appeal. Sadly, though, it would have been impossible for Darenzia to be born early in the 20th century, because whatever evil scientist/goth wizard/savage alien sexbot factory created her hadn’t yet established trade routes with the Earth. You’ll understand after you see her decked out in shimmering blue in this lovely Amelia G and Forrest Black set from RubberDollies. Sky-high heels, barely-there blue rubber dress, hair and eyelashes to match — clearly the sexbot factory was working overtime to create this knockout.

The people, who bring us all Blue Blood’s GothicSluts, BarelyEvil, RubberDollies, Scar13 and more, just sent us their best tattooed and corseted wishes for a Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Avast! I would not mind being boarded by Halloween Jen Vixen here, matey!